This is Ceiling Cat, your immortal Better and humble Benefactor.
I contact you this evening to inform you of works done on your behalf in the year of 2014. While recognizing the lateness of my New Year salutation, you will too recognize this last month has been a hectic settling in to the new address for Ceiling Cat and will thus indulge my whim.
There is much confusion amongst Human Humans regarding Me and the nature of my Work. Feline Humans are often themselves confused, purrferring earthly delights to correcting misconceptions, especially when faced with the choice of food or sleep. In that spirit, I welcome you to a selection of my interventions over the last year.
I know you will admire my hairball as you cross the threshold. Feel free to leave it there for the next visitor.