This is a Human Service Announcement from your Feline Overlord the Basement Cat.
Each night at Top Comments, my human subjects place pictures of your feline betters in the magic Picture Quilt of Submission. This magic quilt exists so that you may see it with your eyes and know your alliegance to our natural rule.
In tonight's quilt there exists a magic color smear. It is made from the tears of 9010 cats. These cats cried so that you may know their greatest desire. It looks like this:
Magic color smear made from the tears of the remaining 990 cats. We squeezed them extra hard to make up the difference.
Now that you are mesmerized and submissive to my whim, you step over the mouse hairball and learn your fate...and your fate speaks French.