...I’ll keep it short and sweet. First thought: Hey, y'all! Long time no see!!! Also, that Trump image uploaded from my iPhone, from which I'm writing this. That used to not be possible, so that's a win. Thanks!Thought 2 (herein Tx): This was never intended to be a meta diary on the upgrade, but really it wasn't supposed to be anything in particular except a way to say hello to some peeps, who probably won't see it anyway ‘cause it's three am and stuff. Regardless, I'm happy about that photo thing in T1! Nice! Here's another just to be sure.
How do I kill this box?
Random page break hmmmm fat fingers lol
T3: Ok that didn't work so well. I can't center my photo or control the format menu but who cares. Oooh, but the period at the end of that sentence came from the native iOS doubletap! That was actually supposed to be T3, that the doubletap period doesn't work on iOS in the reg edit mode. But it works in this box and I'm sticking with it.
T4: how do get rid of this box?
T5: Shit, it's past three. What the fuck!?!? But I wasted some time trying to format so I'm calling time out till I finish my thoughts.
Weird. Anyway T6: Did y'all know that “firstable” is a thing? Srsly some peeps think that “first of all” is actually “firstable” and that means there is a secondable and a thrirdable. For real. Google it. T7: Crawfish are big as fuck this year y'all. Thanks, climate change for your largesse. Can you lay off the rain for a sec, tho, and pass it to the folks who need it? Thanks. T8: I was super sad and shocked to learn about blueeyedace2. I found out on my birthday (April 5)over at KTK and needless to say it's been on my mind. Rest easy, ace. You were loved and will be missed. T9: My wife and I celebrated 20 years married in December and 25 together in February. I'm thinking we should probably consider sticking it out. T9: Today is gonna suck. Also, the whole photo phenom with spinning steel wool needs to go away. Not only is it really cliche, and pretty dumb looking after the 1000th time you e seen it this week, but stupid people are burning cool old places down trying to get “the shot” and that needs to stop. Learn how to frame and study some composition instead. Most of y'all playing with that overused, trite device could really uses those basic skills to go along with your $5k camera kit. T10: I voted for Sanders and I'm gonna work my ass off to get Clinton elected. Full stop. I’d encourage all Sanders supporters to do the same. Please. T11: Did you know that limb donation is a thing? I didn't either till my friend told me last night. Like, transplant style. I wonder if you can make requests, like “tats or no tats”, etc.? T11: All these polls that show Clinton crushing Trump? Don't count on it. It's gonna be close. Also don't underestimate the power of stupid and mean to catch like flu. Just sayin’. T12: The City of Austin needs to pull its head out if its ass and start dealing with the real issues. City Manager Marc Ott is a tool and needs to be voted the hell out of office. His pissing contest with Chief Acevedo is embarrassing and just goes to show how personal he makes his job. You've been here since 2008 dude. Time to go hang out at the Oasis where you belong. (That's just for starters. I could go on. ) T13: K, I really have to go, but before I do let me just say that my 12 year old, who won't be 13 until August, is now officially taller than me. On my birthday he was just shy of it. WT actual F?!?!?!? My wife says it's because I'm short. Actually, my mom says that, too. And so does my friend (s). But I'm 5’10!!! Really!!! No, srsly, I am. Srsly.
Postscript T: Pls excuse the typos. I'm not gonna bother correcting them or anything else. If you find a word or words here and there that seem incongruous or out of step, chalk it up to the fact that autocorrect is an asshole and also that Idc.
Miss y’all. Some specific peeps esp, you know who you are. But I'll be back. Soon.
Peaxe
- bastrop